Friday, October 14, 2005

Black Sunfire: 1995-2005

My Car in the Ditch

THE SUNFIRE- At the Kerwood Auto Service, on Friday, October 14, 2005, the 1995 Pontiac Sunfire 11th year. Beloved owner of Dubs, The King of Kerwood, of Kerwood. Burrower of Da Wonger, The Asian Evel Knievel of London. Rider of Johnny Sixteen, The A/V MacGuyer of London, MacFluffyslippers of Strathroy, and Mr. Superfantastico of Parkhill. Survived by the John Saxon Fanclub, filmies, drunken fraternity friends, and Tow Truck guys that gave their life story in under an hour. At the request of Father Polevault, the sunfire with be rusting beside the usuable hopper wagons and the discs that need to be pulled out of the ground before winter hits. No Visitation. No Funeral. Purchases from any beer company and product given to the victims would be appreciated by Dubs.

A car or truck will be purchase with the same colour as a memorial to the sunfire.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

May she rest in peace