Tuesday, December 30, 2008

2008 New Year's Resolutions Checklist

1. To be a bigger prick to others.
Success Rate: Moderate.
I realized that my douchery was getting better closer to the end of the year.

2. To be a bigger failure than in previous years.
Success Rate: Moderate.
Screwed up on breakfast, but upped my douchery.

3. To eat breakfast (more importantly eat bacon) in every county, regional municipality, single-tier municipality and district in the Province of Ontario in 2008.
Success Rate: Poor.
Only nine times that I went out for breakfast in outside the usual locations.

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