Sunday, August 20, 2006

To that punkass kid...

hey,

Punkass 12 year old kid who thinks he's acting cool in a smalltown library.
You're in a smalltown library.
You lost all your cool once you stepped inside the building,
Now go back outside and get your ass handed to you by a 13 year old who doesn't give a shit.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Viva la video store!...

Just heading to another stag & doe, but I wanted to mention this... beware of what you wear if it going to get you in a bizarre conversational gambit. Long story short, when you rent a shitty movie from a small town video store, don't wear anything with a communist symbolism on it (even though you wear a communist symbolism as a means of irony, but that beside the point)

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

My Knees...

what guy forgot to put sun screen on his legs when he was moving farm machinery around yesterday... this guy, and my knees are paying for it... nice and red like a potato from Prince Edward Island.